Wagon-Of-The-Moment:
December 21, 2003
War-Wagon.com Celebrates Our 2003
"Person Of The Year"
JACK ROUSH
They
call me the cat
The cat in the hat
I do have a hat
I'm sharp as a tack
Without
an Old Crow
A-flyin' I go
Until like a dash
I did go ker-splash
But
just as quick
As quick as a lick
Way out in the sticks
I met Larry Hicks
A
Ford man I am
I am a Ford man
From fast car to Pony car
To drag car to NASCAR
The
years that it took
You'd think that a crook
Took what was mistook
In my total points nook
note - contrary to recent rumor, there is NOT going to be a University course in Alaska, Topeka, Siler City or Bismark pertaining to what goes on in my brain... but thanks for asking anyway. I have considered entertaining an offer from the MENSA School for Wayward Girls however.
And
points they did take
And a fuss I did make
My ego was smarten'
Just like Mark Martin's
Mark
Martin, Marco Martin
Here a Martin, there a Martin
What series? THIS series
Not rally, just Raleigh!
A
spring here, a point there
It's not fair, its not fair!
Then
Kurt got fined, time over time
First they cheered him
Then they jeered him
That poor boy of mine
Oh,
the things they did bump!
Oh, the things they did hit!
Oh, I do not like it!
Not one little bit!
But
Matt was just honkin
And he's from Wisconsin
A championship was gotten
And no points forgotten
I
now have a trophy
A really great trophy
I'm not longer mopey
I now have a trophy
So
my thanks to Matt
Being a cat in the hat
In no time flat
Is sure where its at!